Why women marry white? ... Because well matching with the washing machine, refrigerator and kitchen.
Why women stop menstruating after age 40? ... Because they need to store blood for varicose veins.
what looks like a woman and an electric guitar? ... In which the guitar is plugged in, is heated and plays, she gets hot, it touches and then plugged.
Why women are two to two to the bathroom? Because while the other one shit head squeezes two friends chatted
:
- Sorry but you ask your wife scream when you love?
- and her screaming! We hear it all from the bar!
1st event: a woman ironing.
the 2nd act: a woman sweeping. 3rd
act a woman washing clothes.
What do you call the play? ... 'A Perfect World. " A woman was driving
quiet and responsible for their
lane and suddenly hit by a drunk who took to the streets
without seeing if a car was coming. Who is to blame? ... The woman,
it should be at home cooking
You know why women have not reached the moon. Because he has not finished sweeping the land
jaimito The teacher: to see how David killed Goliath, as a motorcycle, how to be a motorcycle with a slingshot, ahhh, but you also want to mark Teacher to jaimito: to see how many people are on earth, 5 million, not man, many more, 7 million, not man, many more, 9 million, which no man gave a bit silly, because I shit in your whore mother is or has
women was a good thing? God did not
woman is what women once a month that lasts three or four days? husband's salary
what makes a woman after parking your car? stroll down the sidewalk
what was the last that was heard in the challenger before esplotar? let it
condupca iran women "when the moon? when to clean
alla What is the female term siesta?
dishwashing 
